They say you can’t make this stuff up because nobody would believe it.
But you don’t need to make it up because it is happening in real time.
Perfect illustrations of our times:
The FBI took Trump's passports.
The Palace Guard, the media, steps in to deny the FBI took them.
The FBI returned the passports.
The Palace Guard reports that the FBI didn't have the passports because they gave them back, hoping you will ignore the fact that they had to have them in the first place or they couldn't give them back.
The Palace Guard argues that Trump is politicizing the event for rightfully claiming the FBI took them in the first place.
Orwellian, right?
You bet it is, but that’s not the end of it.
On the heels of Pfizer chief Albert Borla testing positive for Covid after receiving four doses of the COVID vaccine, the CDC has now released Covid-19 guidelines that are virtually the same as the 2020 Great Barrington Declaration and DeSantis' Florida guidelines from 2020.
Denmark drops all requirements for a vaccine that isn't.
A new Icelandic study shows COVID reinfection rate actually RISES with number of vaccine doses.
The DoD is still firing soldiers who refuse the vaccine even after the CDC guidelines now negate that path.
Long term studies are coming out that prove lockdowns, masks and social distancing did nothing and elected officials, under the guise of "public health", did more damage than the disease.
There are still schools and universities invoking mask mandates.
We can't hire extra border agents to protect our citizens and stop illegal immigration, but we can hire 87,000 armed IRS agents to terrorize legal citizens for not paying enough taxes to provide welfare for illegal aliens.
Leaders of sanctuary cities are complaining about illegal immigrants being bussed to their borders. The blame the Texas governor for exposing their hypocrisy while Biden is the one opening the borders.
Congress just passed, and Biden signed, an inflation reduction bill that now they admit doesn't reduce inflation - newsflash, it won't impact the climate either. It is just another tax and spend bill - even though the government has had several consecutive quarters of record tax revenues.
Biden claims that a flat inflation rate means there is "zero inflation" and that we have the best unemployment rate since the pandemic - even though there are fewer people in the workforce now than there were before the pandemic began.
Biden takes credit for falling gas prices even though he just claimed he doesn’t have the power to lower gas prices. Then the Administration takes credit for a “historic” drop in gas prices even though Biden presided over a “historic” escalation in prices before the drop - prices are well over 50% higher than they were 18 months ago.
Karine Jean-Pierre looks you straight in the face and tells you the official White House position is that you didn't see what you just saw and you didn't hear what you just heard.
Merrick Garland goes in front of TV and says the DOJ applies the law "without fear or favor" while going after anyone in Trump's orbit - including his lawyers - and has rounded up over 900 people and aggressively prosecuted people for the J6 protest, and yet ANTIFA, BLM, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, and all the other Russia collusion hoax conspirators are still walking free.
90 days out from the mid-term elections, Twitter announces a crackdown on "misinformation" after proof emerges through Alex Berenson's lawsuit that they colluded with the Biden regime to silence opposition to Biden’s policies.
Now might just be a good time to find that friend of yours you called a "conspiracy theorist" and apologize.
Love these ironies, especially the ending Mike! You nailed it.
Karen Ballash
There are too many "good ones" here to mention, but I have to thank you for making me smile in the midst of all of this stupid chaos. Our world has become a Maxwell Smart version of itself, and we have no CONTROL over KAOS! Lord help us please!