Let's Go, Brandon! He's Our Man!
With 2024 on the horizon and a rapidly deflating Air Dancer president in the White House, the media cheerleaders are ramping up the hot air machines.
Have you ever wondered what those fan-driven floppy characters you see in front of store openings and in front of car lots are called? I drove past a handful of them yesterday as I was making my way about town. According to some dude on Reddit, in the TV program Family Guy they were referred to as "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men" and on Futurama, they called them "Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacle Adverting Droids".
After extensive research (a 20 second search on the Internet), I discovered the real name for them is "Air Dancers".
I think I like the Family Guy and Futurama versions better.
Because Air Dancers are nothing but a shell lacking any internal substance other than hot air, they cease to exist (at least in usefulness) as soon as the fan stops blowing air up what could be metaphorically called “their ass”. To varying extents, all politicians are Air Dancers, it just depends upon how much puffery is needed to keep them upright, flopping their arms and contorting their bodies to garner attention. When the fans are running, they are 20 feet tall, when the fans are off, you can pack them in a box small enough to fit in a closet in your basement.
Seems our alleged Presidentish Dark Brandon is like that. Without the hot air blown up his ass from the callous members of his party and the adoring palace guards in the leftist media, he would just deflate and melt to the ground, to be packed in a box and stored in his basement, never to be seen again.
If you are paying attention to the Democrat talking heads, you will notice that they have realized that Air Dancer Brandon has been sagging for a while and they are beginning to panic, some even peeing their panties just a bit. You see, there is a Big Sale on the schedule for November of 2024, so they are working hard to reinflate the Dark Brandon Air Dancer to his full girth and height. They have set Air Dancer Brandon’s ass mounted Propaganda Fans to “HIGH”.
I saw a post on Newsbusters about a PBS segment that should have been recorded as an in-kind contribution to the Brandon 2024 campaign. Elisabeth Bumiller, Washington bureau chief of the New York Times, said:
“And I think that if you look at what Biden has accomplished or what the administration has accomplished, it’s pretty extraordinary and people just aren’t aware of it. I mean, we know what they are, The Infrastructure Act, all this thing that Trump never got done, that Biden got it done. All over the country in the next ten years, there will be huge, billions of dollars spent on roads and bridges in local communities. People probably won’t know that’s the Biden administration, pouring all that money into COVID relief. And now -- so, it’s a problem people don’t understand it.”
So, when you break this down, Biden is to be lauded for passing signing a bill into law that we won’t know its impact or real cost for a decade, long after Brandon is literally or figuratively history, and based on past experience will either cost twice as much as planned or deliver half of what was promised. All in all, with Brandon’s Build Back Badder Act (which the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) said that would add $367 billion to the deficit by 2031), and the “bipartisan” Infrastructure Bill (the CBO predicted this one would add about $256 billion to projected deficits over 10 years), $3 trillion dollars were allocated.
Just last week, it was announced that the projected deficit of over $1 trillion is now, unexpectedly, going to be closer to $2 trillion.
On top of that the White House makes the claim to “creating” 13 million jobs when over 10 million of those jobs were people going back to work after the pandemic shutdowns.
Of course, it is standard pablum for the masses to pump out all sorts of propaganda about the success of the regime, claiming accomplishments that 1) are not really accomplishments and 2) positive changes with which the Air Dancer had nothing to do with (often happening despite their policies).
The definition of “accomplishment” for Brandon supporting Democrats is, and has always been, simply saying something will achieve a certain thing, not actually achieving that thing. As with another boondoggle, the Inflation Reduction Act (legislation that does exactly the opposite), the cheerleaders started the chant before the game even started. When Brandon signs something into law, they want credit for everything the law promises – sort of like a football team kicking off at the beginning of the game and then declaring victory before the game is played.
To paraphrase the philosopher king, Barack Obama:
“Let’s go, Brandon! He’s our man! He can F it up like no one can!”
Go team.
He achieved it because they said so. However, we the real, awake deplorable Americans can see that inflation is up, gas prices are up, housing prices are up, food prices are up, crime is up, the Taliban and ISIS are back up, war is back up, MSM lies are up, and America divided is back up, to name a few.
However, the country morale is down, paychecks actual spending power is down, the country is looked down upon by warring countries, our support of allies is down - except Ukraine (money laundering capital of the world), our military is going down, THEY are trying to put TRUMP down, THEY want to suppress and keep us Deplorables down, and of course BRANDON keeps falling down!
My 2 cents.
It’s like watching my grandmother descend into Alzheimer’s on a public stage. My aunt would never have let her be so exposed. It’s really sad.