Fearless 2025 Predictions

Time for a little fun for the future!

Some of Mike’s fearless predictions for 2025:

January

Trump reveals that the Marvel and DC movie and cinematic universes are actually real and were used by the CIA to let the world know there are aliens among us, and they are almost all Americans, most of whom were chosen for roles in his cabinet.

Trump announces that his birth name is really Bruce Wayne and he really is Batman - but now he is president again, Don Jr. will assume that role with Barron as Robin.

Elon Musk is kidnapped by terrorists and forced to build missiles.

February

At a press conference following Musk’s escape from the terrorists and subsequent rescue by a team of JSOC and MARSOC operators, he announces he is, in fact, Iron Man.

White House issues a press release identifying all Trump daughters are members of the crime fighting Birds of Prey and are led by Melania and Lara Trump.

Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, announces she personally took the three headed guard dog of the Underworld, Cerberus, to the gravel pit and shot it in all three heads because it wouldn’t behave.

March

Trump breaks the silence about the New Jersey drones, revealing they were used to verify the new targeting software on the Batplane.

Musk reveals that he has decoded all of Nikola Tesla’s research, all of it is based on alien technology and the Tesseract is real, he has it, and it powers all his arc reactors. He also notes that he had designed all his Tesla vehicles to be retrofitted with Tesseract energy cells.

April

After China officially reveals its three engine, tailless, GEN 6 fighter plane, Trump reveals that all UFPs are really America’s GEN 8 air/spacecraft and that SpaceX, under contract with the DOD and in concert with the Wakanda Design Group, has developed a fleet of Tesseract powered, militarized Quinjet fighters. These are made from Vibranium, use energy weapons, are undetectable by any known means, fly a near lightspeed and never need refueling.

May

The first manned Mars mission is launched and successfully detonates nukes at each pole of Mars, creating a high atmosphere electromagnetic shield against deadly radiation, making terraforming of Mars possible.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces he is really Thor Odinson.

The newly formed Department of State and the Galaxy under Secretary Marco Rubio, announces a mutual defense treaty between the US, Aasgaard and the other Seven Realms.

As a reward for his successes, Elon Musk is awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom and named Emperor of Mars.

June

The US purchases Greenland for twenty-four dollars in beads, then makes it the fifty-first state and the new homeland of the Asgardian people as they rebuild after their world is destroyed in Ragnarok.

Wakanda reveals itself to the world.

China tries to take Taiwan only to have their forces destroyed by US militarized Quinjets.

July

On July 4^th, Pam “Lady Sif” Bondi, announces formal charges will be filed against every single J6 Committee member, and disciplinary proceedings will begin for all judges and prosecutors who engaged in lawfare against Bruce Wayne.

Elon Musk announces that his Boring Company, once limited to rooting out tunnels under the Earth’s surface, has developed technologies to tunnel through to other dimensions of time, space and reality.

August

All US warships, submarines, and helicarriers are converted to Tesseract energy power plants.

Tessaract based offensive and defensive technologies are shared with Israel, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and the Philippines in exchange for expansions of American bases there and Wakanda Design Group produced energy shields are deployed over America and all NATO countries that have met their required funding commitments.

September

China, North Korea, Iran and Russia cease hostilities and sue for peace.

Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence, is revealed to be an Asgardian Valkyrie and becomes the first non-Ice Giant to peacefully visit Yodenheim.

October

Wayne Industries and all Musk companies merge, and Eric Trump is named as CEO.

Following the merger, Eric Trump announces residential Tesseract based energy reactors will be available to the public in Red states by the end of the 2025 and will cost less than a thousand dollars per unit.

November

The White House announces that all the Infinity Stones have been located, captured and are stored at an undisclosed location in each of several other dimensions. No one person knows where all of them are.

December

Trump hosts Santa Claus and his elves at the White House, and subsequently who is on Santa’s naughty list, Epstein’s Lolita Island visitor list and P Diddy’s party roster are all made public.

Superman announces that his motto is once again officially “Truth, Justice and the American Way.”

America is Made Great Again.